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Chicken soup

Published on 24 September 2015
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Chicken Soup

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Little birdie

Published on 03 November 2013
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A little girl was walking along a beach in California... : A little girl was walking along a beach in California when she came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspaper covering his genitals. The little girl said, "What do you have under that newspaper, Mister? "The man said, "Nothing, it's just a bird, now go away! "The man thought nothing of her and quickly fell asleep. Hours later, the man woke up in a hospital bed in excruciating pain.

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Turn to Stone

Published on 03 November 2013
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Dirty jokes : One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked.

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Never force children to pray

Published on 24 July 2013
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At Dinner, alittle boy was ordered to lead in prayer.
BOY: But i don't know how to pray
DAD: Just pray for your family members,friends and neighbours, the poor etc.

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F the business

Published on 03 November 2013
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A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color television set. "One dollar," the clerk replied. "You've got to be kidding. " "Look, Mac," the clerk said, "do you want it or not? " Of course,

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Dentist appointment

Published on 03 November 2013
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Dirty jokes : One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. " The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too? "

Twinkie

Published on 03 November 2013
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Dirty jokes : A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie. "
She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too. "

Shit up the Bed

Published on 27 June 2013
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Taneisha was sleeping and she dreamnt that she died and went to heaven and came back as a chicken.
She also dreamnt she got pregnant and had to lay eggs. She pushed and pushed until the first egg dropped out and then she push and push until the second egg came out.

She then started to push again when her friend said "wake up Taneisha yu a shit up the bed"

 

 

 

Wanna hear a blonde joke

Published on 03 November 2013
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Are You Really Sure? : A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke? "In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. "Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200lb black belt.

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Sure is hot down here

Published on 03 November 2013
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Dearest Wife : It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife ended up on a flight the day after her husband. The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel.

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