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Bounce Cheque

Published on 11 November 2012
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Judge asked Prostitute,"so wen did u realise u were raped?" Prostitute replied wiping her tears, "wen the cheque bounce

Bad influence

Published on 11 November 2012
Hits: 1446

A man had two of the best tickets for the World Cup Championship game. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
No, he says, the seat is empty.

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Anxious air hostess

Published on 11 November 2012
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A pilot announces during the flight that the plane is going to land in 2 hours. He forgets to put off the microphone & says to the co-pilot “I am going to have tea first & fuck the air hostess.

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Angry Snail

Published on 11 November 2012
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Some Jamaican insects were going 2 run a boat, so evryting plan up,but nobody no waan go a shop so dem cast lots and it fall pon snail,so dem send snail a shop!

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Beggar man

Published on 11 November 2012
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Every morning John would drive by Wrightson Road and every morning he would stop and give the resident beggar $10.00. After a while John started to give the beggar $7.00.

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baby or Monkey

Published on 11 November 2012
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby, the bus driver say "a di ugliest pickney dis me eva see, the woman went to the back of the bus and sat with a frown,

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