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"Absolutely"

Published on 27 April 2013
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One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence.
So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.

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Dumb blonde

Published on 27 April 2013
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A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life. While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to get his sheep across the road.

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Season pass

Published on 19 April 2013
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On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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"PEN"

Published on 13 February 2013
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Last night a man went to a club then all of a sudden this very ugly girl started to rub him down and said "hey handsome,can i get ur number?" the man said "sure,u have a pen?"she brightly replied and said "yes!" then the man said "well u better get bk to it before the farmer realizes ur missing"

I like the way you're thinking

Published on 27 April 2013
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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described. Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem. " Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple.

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Fit a camel

Published on 27 April 2013
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
The lady asked, "What's that? " "A condom," the other lady responded.

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Tiefing Jamaican

Published on 07 April 2013
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A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief a chocolate bar and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three chocolate bars.

"nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store,me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".

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Wifey and Matey Quarrel

Published on 13 February 2013
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Wifey and matey cussing...wifey­ said to matey "gweh yo pussy big and come in like digicel broadband" matey reply:nothing no wrong if mi pussy a di bigger better network..it full a signal thou and plan...u man no stop roam in a it...unlike ur claro pussy.. U nuh si yo shut down

Dumb blonde#2

Published on 27 April 2013
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A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial. Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump. Blonde: OK

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Smart Gorilla

Published on 19 April 2013
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This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla's cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless.

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