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The Pharmacist

Published on 13 February 2013
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A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"

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A friend you can TRUST

Published on 13 February 2013
Hits: 2045

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear!

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Truthful old lady

Published on 13 February 2013
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

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Diploma

Published on 03 December 2012
Hits: 1868

An old lady & her grandchild went 2 d supermarket she said "diploma get the milo" then "diploma d butter"

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Wife's burial

Published on 13 February 2013
Hits: 2045

A man and his ever nagging wife went on a holiday trip to
jerusalem and the wife died
suddenly.

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Drunken Father

Published on 13 February 2013
Hits: 1985

Three boys are enjoying a quiet night in a pub, when a man stumbles in and orders a beer.

Spying the group, the drunk stumbles over, points at one of the boys and shouts: ‘I’ve fucked your mum!’

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Bumpy penis

Published on 03 December 2012
Hits: 2060

A man with his hands in the air said to a woman, "Miss can you pull my zip down, take out my penis and assist me to pee?"

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Work in the dark

Published on 03 December 2012
Hits: 2030

Two jamaican workin in de same office. One wanted some time off, but knew de boss wouldn't allow him to take leave.
He decided to act crazy so the boss would tell him to take a few days off.

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Chicken farmer

Published on 13 February 2013
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A Jamaican woman@ the embassy filling out her visa application form under OCCUPATION she puts "Prostitute" a man prips it and sed "no yuh mad?

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defend,Defeat,Detail

Published on 13 February 2013
Hits: 1090

Lecturer: Use the words: 'defence','defeat' and 'detail' to make a complete sentence.
BA Student: Di dawg jump over de fence and de feet went before de tail

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