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Deceitful

Published on 03 December 2012
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A Jamaican teacher asked her class of grade 3 to give the meaning of the word 'DECEITFUL'.. JOHNNY raised his hand and shouted me miss!.. "Its wen there's no more seat pon d bus"

Do you have a Vagina

Published on 03 December 2012
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A woman hears someone knock at the door. She opens to see and a man asks, "Do you have a vagina??"
She slams the door in disgust.

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The Ugly one

Published on 03 December 2012
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Jamaican Man: ello, ello! Is dis 119?

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Jewelry Store

Published on 03 December 2012
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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.

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Rum man

Published on 03 December 2012
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A man was sippin a glass of rum while sittin on d patio with his wife and he said " I luv u so much I don't know how I could ever live widout u". His wife asked "Is dat u or d rum talking ?" He replied " Its me talking to the rum"

Rhyming

Published on 03 December 2012
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A teacher asked her students to make rhymes wid their names..

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Mother in law

Published on 03 December 2012
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Had a cruise ship full of mother-in-laws heading towards Hawaii for a week capsized everyone died,

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$800

Published on 03 December 2012
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A woman was taking a shower, in the upstairs bathroom, she gets finished and puts on a towel over her. Her husband takes a shower right after her.

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Jesus is watching you

Published on 03 December 2012
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A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects.
"Jesus is watching you," a voice said

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Suicidal Rasta

Published on 03 December 2012
Hits: 2014

A rasta was trying to kill himself. So he put his head in a bathe of water, a man a pass and said ras weh u a do, rasta seh him fed up a life so me a end it

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