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Abortion Pill

Published on 03 December 2012
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A baby boy was born in a hospital laughing instead of crying. The more the midwives beat him the harder he laughed.

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Why men shouldn't write advice columns

Published on 11 November 2012
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Dear John,
I hope you can help me, The other day i set off for work,leaving my husband in the house watching tv,my car stalled and then it broke down about half mile down the road, and i had to walk back to get my husbands help.

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Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking ganja

Published on 11 November 2012
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Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking ganja
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time.

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The pig is in the kitchen

Published on 11 November 2012
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A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated on the couch in the living room.

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Robot Lover

Published on 27 November 2012
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A woman was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with another man. She then heard her husband coming.. She told her lover to stand  like robot and not to move.
Husband: What is this?
Wife: This is a robot i bought to have sex with when you are traveling...
Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now...

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When i grow up

Published on 11 November 2012
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Teacher asks Johnny what you want to be when you grow up?

I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive club, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari over a million,

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Tooth brush between legs

Published on 11 November 2012
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A housewife was comin 4rm work wen her lil girl runs 2 her & says"mom u refused 2 tell me d name of dat tin betwen dad's leg.

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Text to Lover

Published on 11 November 2012
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A love struck young girl sent the following text to her lover:

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WOOM PENG YENG

Published on 11 November 2012
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This man was having sex with a chinese girl and she started to shout " WOOM PENG YENG" !!

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Ugly woman

Published on 11 November 2012
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An ugly woman walk into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them. The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome.

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