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Strawberry Season

Published on 11 November 2012
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Three prisoners to get executed, they get all they want for there last meal. An Italian, American and a Jamaican. They were asked what they wanted;

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Senior moments

Published on 11 November 2012
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An elderly gentleman....

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

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Senior moment #2

Published on 11 November 2012
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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.

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Rich man

Published on 11 November 2012
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There was a man who had nuff riches ... big car, house on the hill, gal, money and odda rae rae rae.

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Spell knife

Published on 11 November 2012
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Teacher: Spell 'knife'
Student: 'nife'

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Senior moment #4

Published on 11 November 2012
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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.

A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

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Robbery

Published on 11 November 2012
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Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.

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Rasta man in court

Published on 11 November 2012
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A rasta went 2 court 4 assaulting his boss. The curious judge asked why he would attack his boss in a staff meeting.

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Should i tell him or will you ?

Published on 11 November 2012
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A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.?

'Not yet,' said the little boy.? His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores.?

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Senior moment #3

Published on 11 November 2012
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A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'

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