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Psalms 23 - Jamaican version

Published on 11 November 2012
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The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh fi want nutt'n.
Ah Him ah prevent mi from tell off people everyday.

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One hand man

Published on 11 November 2012
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one day a man wit 1 hand was about to kill himself wen he saw a man runnin happily with no hands. he said 2 d man, how u so happy with no hand & me have 1 hand & want 2 kill myself,

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Muslim inna Taxi

Published on 11 November 2012
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here is a Muslim passenger in a Jamaican taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio and explains that he must not hear music as decreed by his religion

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Mother dead

Published on 11 November 2012
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A captain in the Jamaican army was ask to inform a soldier that his mother just died. He shout out "Fred, u madda dead!!".

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Plural of Foot

Published on 11 November 2012
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Teacher: Class, what's the plural of foot?
Class: Feet!!!

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Nuh run dem joke deh wid RASTA

Published on 11 November 2012
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a rastaman stepped on a man shoes & d man immediately shot him a box, d rasta held his jaw and asked d man " a serious u serious seh a box u box me?"

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Move my Heart a little

Published on 11 November 2012
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One day a Lady went to Doctor & said Doctor my Husbands Penis is Very Long :/ ,

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Mi nearly Drown

Published on 11 November 2012
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Mi nearly Drown
A man decided to hang himself and tied the rope on a tree branch which grew over a river ,as he jumped off to kill himself

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Pervert

Published on 11 November 2012
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Tell me Pastor:
Dear Pastor, I was watching my next door neighbour's daughter sun bathing topless from my bedroom window.

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Nobody canna Cross it

Published on 11 November 2012
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An education officer was marking government papers:

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