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Gizzada

Published on 11 November 2012
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An elderly Jamaican man lay dying in his bed.  While suffering the agonies
of impending death....... he suddenly smelled the aroma of his
favorite Jamaican pastry.... 'Gizzada' ....wafting up the stairs.

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Cum

Published on 11 November 2012
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A man ask his wife, can I come in ur ears? She say NO! I might go deaf. He says, funny I always cum in ur mouth and u never shut de fuck up!!

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Cat and Jamaican

Published on 11 November 2012
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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

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Camping Trip

Published on 11 November 2012
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A yardie with his educated son went on a camping trip, set up their tent & fell asleep. Some hours later father wakes son & asks: Look up at the Sky an tell me whe yu see.

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FU....ry

Published on 11 November 2012
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A young policeman charged a man an held him in custody, so it was now wednesday morning that the man was due to go in front of a judge,

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Country girl

Published on 11 November 2012
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 man was on is way from Negril ...so wen him a go tru Westmoreland him si this roun sexy girl...

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Case dismissed

Published on 11 November 2012
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A Jamaican man went into a supermarket in New York and picked up a bottle of Ribeana and a bag of sugar and only paid for the Ribeana and walked out.

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Bubba and the truck

Published on 11 November 2012
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One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
‎"Bubba, where'd you git that truck?"
"Tammie give it to me." Bubba replied.

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Fire

Published on 11 November 2012
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The firing squad assembled and the Barbadian was the first to face them. He thought furiously how he could save his life, and as the command “Ready, aim”

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Coming or Going

Published on 11 November 2012
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A 70 yr old man was making love 2 a 30yr old lady when he started SHAKING badly n the lady asked him "What's wrong darling" n d man replied" I don't know if am COMING or GOING:)

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